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全美超模大赛第一季
This show is quite possibly the biggest waste of videotape, electricity, and RF bandwidth in the 70+ year history of television. It's nothing but 60 minute
- 导演
- Claudia Frank,Bob Schermerhorn
- 主演
- Tyra Banks
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《全美超模大赛第一季》讲述的是什么故事？
《全美超模大赛第一季》 This show is quite possibly the biggest waste of videotape, electricity, and RF bandwidth in the 70+ year history of television. It's nothing but 60 minutes of some of the worst bile that can come out of human beings, male or female. Basically, it's nothing but pure bitchy, catty, c*nty, vile harpiness among the contestants, judges, and the fashionistas (or should I say fashionazis). Typically a lot of insulting, backbiting, and bitchy, unnecessarily anal-retentive criticism.
The thing that gets me about the show is how much the judges and fashionazis (and the pretentious shallow fashion industry in general) nit-pick against the equally bitchy contestants about little, petty, trivial, frivolous, anal-retentive things about their appearance, personality, etc. Things that the *REAL* people in this world (which the fashion industry lacks, thankfully) wouldn't give rat's ass number 1 about. (Myself included.)
Crap like: "Oh, your left eyebrow is a yoctometer off center. That isn't gonna fly, and nobody will take you seriously in this industry because of it!" Or, "You're breathing wrong. Good luck with winning this competition." I'm just kidding here, but they usually end up saying things almost exactly like this on this show.
If getting into the fashion industry is this hard, painful, bitchy, insulting, nit-picky, catty, backstabbing, and anal-retentive as this show tries to portray, than thank the good Lord that He made me all fat, balding, hairy, and dumpy-frumpy-dowdy-frowsy-geeky-lookin', because I would never want to be required to have the caustic bitchiness and anal, pretentious attitude of any model or fashionazi (or any fashion industry worker), namely the people on this show.
And Janice Dickinson, mercy, do not get me started on her...
This show needs to die. It's this show (and many other "reality" shows like it) that proves that competitiveness (and the fashion industry) is truly the devil's tool... 本页同步整理影片剧情、演员信息、播放线路和更新状态，方便用户快速了解并继续观看。
一、《全美超模大赛第一季》是哪一年推出的？
《全美超模大赛第一季》是Claudia Frank,Bob Schermerhorn参与创作的欧美综艺作品，2003年在美国地区上线。
二、《全美超模大赛第一季》有哪些演员？
该片由Tyra Banks等演员主演，角色关系和故事线共同推动剧情发展。
三、在哪里可以观看《全美超模大赛第一季》？
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四、如何评价《全美超模大赛第一季》？
从类型表达、节奏安排和演员表现来看，《全美超模大赛第一季》具有稳定的观看体验，适合喜欢欧美综艺内容的观众。